WoW: Lets You Have a Last Name for the First Time in 22 Years, and It's Stressing Me Out

World of Warcraft: Forever is a little more than a week away from launch, and early name reservation is now live. That's right, the chance to reserve character names early — just three per account — has been monetized by Blizzard as a pre-order bonus. I present this without comment. But it's worth noting, for context, that name reservation is a thing in the World of Warcraft community. In the original game, every character is identified not by the player account it belongs to, but simply by its one-word name, which must be unique to the server the character sits…