Woim is the earth-guzzling, self-bisecting sokoban pick-me-up I needed after a week of games industry disasters

While ladling city-builders into the Maw's feeding trough this week, I remarked that being a worm must really suck. Then came the closure of BioWare , layoffs across other EA studios , further depressing genAI revelations , allegations of antisemitism at indie gaming events , a big Capcom data breach , and yet more worrying tidyings about Arkane . I rescind my earlier observation: I would like to be a worm. A happy little worm, tunnelling after golden apples in the moist and forgiving earth, where there are no emails or press releases at all.