The Onion Is Ready For GTA 6: ‘You're Kind of a Dummy For Thinking This Is Gonna Change Everything"

We’re less than one month away from the release of Grand Theft Auto 6 , and the world is preparing for what’s bound to be a culturally dominant moment. Sick days are being planned, economists are doom-spiraling, and people are debating whether it’s possible to digitally cheat on your significant other with Lucia. It’s safe to say that it’s going to be a circus, and everyone wants a bit of that pie. That includes The Onion.