The best feature in the original Alan Wake is an absence: the man has no reticle

Weird Weekend is our regular Saturday column where we celebrate PC gaming oddities: peculiar games, strange bits of trivia, forgotten history. Pop back every weekend to find out what Jeremy, Josh and Rick have become obsessed with this time, whether it's the canon height of Thief's Garrett or that time someone in the Vatican pirated Football Manager . There's a recurring motif in Alan Wake which isn't played for laughs, yet is pretty funny nonetheless.