If you love horror but hate actually being scared, I've got the perfect Halloween game for you

This article is brought to you by No More Room in Hell 2 . I used to enjoy horror movies and games a lot, but as I get older I find I'm not that interested in being scared out of my wits. I love all the trappings of horror: the tension, the atmosphere, the monsters. But the actual scary stuff? I'd rather pass, honestly. That's one of many reasons that Creature Kitchen is the perfect game for me to play this Halloween week. It's spooky, it's unsettling, it's occasionally startling, but it's not really scary at all.